Letting the freak flag fly

Wednesday night I went on date #3 with Ken Doll II. I came to a very distinct conclusion:He’s normal. Totally normal. He doesn’t have a tail or webbed toes or a secret fetish for hamsters. He’s just normal, but not in the boring way either. He’s fun, laidback, and attractive. He has a good job with benefits, an intelligent sense of humor, and owns his own house. He’s normal.